the wisdie life.

i basically am, like, LITERALLY ^^^ the biggest fat kid. All I eat is ice cream, yogurt, and smoothies. 

The wisdie life does has it's perks though. I now own the funniest videos of myself that will make me laugh on any given bad day. I also get out of ALL my chores, and i send the best drunk texts, and have the best face times.

Like, really. I face timed marley and all i remember is:

a) she was going to dinner with our former co-worker AND
b) she was making fun of me for calling myself the third chipmunk to Chip n' Dale. (i proudly named myself Chunk)







so go get your wisdom teeth sucked out of you and go face-time erry one you know.

car probs.

once upon a season, my car broke down.

and once upon a time, it died.
right in front of the JR. high. RIGHT after i dropped my little sister off.

after it died, i was SO embarrased because one: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, AT THE BUSIEST TIME OF DAY. two: I AM WEARING GLASSES, SOCKS AND SANDALS, AND MY SMOOTHIE KING SHIRT I WORE TO BED. (and i didn't even have the time or decency to brush my teeth) #yuck

so i get out of the car, and look at the guy behind me and mouth, "my car just died." he seemed to get the hint and got right out of his car to help me push it safety (he's a hero). I then had to ask to borrow his phone, because i forgot mine and called my dad over to the rescue.

the end.

oh, megann.

us mckendrick girls love our cupcakes!

it may not be a firehouse, but yes, she lives in the basement of a school house.

POISON IVY. (hehehehehe)

look at me in the basement! (so many lighting utensils)

 

Stating the Facts.

I know there's only like two people that read this pre of a blog, but i'm bored so bare (bear?) w/me. hahaha

Well i thought i should state some facts about me.

1. I move out in 25 days. (!!!!!!!!) I have never wanted to go to school so bad, and my close friends are probably like emily you're so annoying all you ever talk about is how badly you want to move out. And i'm sorry (not sorry), because my whole life (includes premortal existence + 18 yrs) i've never felt SO close to independence. which brings me to my next fact --->

2. I have Second Child Syndrome. It's when you're the second child and you feel like you are a shadow to your older sibling, and you sometimes feel left out so you make yourself as noticeable as possible. (guilty) You may also be the select babysitter of your parents, and it sometimes sucks a little....

3. My best of friends/sister are serving the Lord in Montana, Indianapolis, Germany, and Mexico. (whoop, whoop!)

4. My best friend, former mia, moved out yesterday and i miss her lots. I saw her truck today, and it hurt a lot.

5. I may be the pickiest eater you'll ever know. My tongue will never voluntarily touch: tomatoes, broccoli, pickles, bananas, mustard, ketchup, shrimp, or any seafood for that matter...etc.

Well those are my 5 facts of the day. If you'd like some questions answered..well just comment (either one of you two!;) hahaha

oh, you wanted to see a snapshot of my week?

okay, fine, here was the best part of my day.

The Summer Romance. #failureoflife

Once upon a time Em and Mar had these cute little summer flings. Em's Redhead broke up with her on FB after like a week and Mar's got on a plane to go work in Mexico without saying a word.

WE SUCK AT LOVE

biggest Mia of life.

18 yrs.

15 yrs. ago I met a blonde haired girl. We had absolutely NOTHING in common. She was blonde, I was brunette. She liked dolls, I liked cars and hanging with the boys. However, they we were best friends. They would merely agree to disgree with their likes/dislikes and as the years went by the realized they had more in common than they thought. They eventually grew up, and side by side they worked, churched, laughed, cried, and of course just made fun, and made fun of each other the whole way through. This blonde girl I met 15yrs ago has ALWAYS been there for me. I'll always love her for that. Happy Birthday, Marley.

love,
the brunette.

can we all just take a moment to take in all the awkardness of this photo

this is what we do 98% of the time we're together.

for no eyebrows i'd say i look pretty good. And the fact we're at girls' camp

stank face? she wins. always.

10 yrs. 

hoorah for best friends.

here's to another 60 yrs of friendship.

Missionary Mias

This is part of megann's letter from the first week of the MTC. She is now in Indiana and she loves it. Haha, pray for her. 

 

 

Walking outside of the bookstore wearing my blue cute skirt with my companion. People are walking towards us, and all of a sudden my skirts flys up! I squeal and put down my skirt as fast as I can! so embarassing, but we laughed about it forever.

 

Companion and I get done using the bathroom and walk out the door, and there are some sisters walking towards us and a classroom door open. My companion looks at me weird and puts her hands over her mouth.....OH I realize my skirt is tucked up into my garments.....oh wow. We died on the floor laughing.

 

We get this Bright orange stickers on our name tags so everyone knows to wave at us and welcome us the first day. So of course I love waving at people and being welcomed by people, and so I leave it one the second day. Then my companion was like, "okay, it's time to take that off". So I left it on a little bit longer, and then reluctantly took it off, but some people still say hi to us.

 

Graduation.

We did it! Mia and all.

"All we wanted was to pass the 10th grade"-mia

I even did the "Thank you for being here" and did the princess wave right in front of the A for all the world to see. (didn't even trip)

 ^^we're one with the flying squirrels

 

Off to bigger and better things- Class of 2013, baby!

 

I've got my ticket for the long way 'round

These feet weren't built to stay too long
And I'll go there on my own,
But you'll miss me when you're home
It's for you, dear, that I sing this song

When I'm gone
When I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me by my hair
You're gonna miss me everywhere,
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

 

 

Well, today was pretty tough for the McKendrick Family. But we did somewhat recover after a trip to Baskin Robbins.

 

Go get 'em Megs!!

See ya in 18!:)

 

 Keep up with the Mia as she is out serving in Indiana here.

Fat Kid's Nightmare.

Once upon a time I made a best friend in the worst seminary class, with the BIGGEST mia as a teacher.

Me and this best friend decided we would visit each other at work.

Yesterday was my turn.

I show up, and surprise her! *happy hands*

I ordered a BLT, and i got a free combo meal because my best friend is the best. (all my besties are.)

Fast Forward 20 minutes and it's time for me to get back home.

I still have half of my food leftover, so i ask for a box to put my food in.

Let it be known that 2 minutes before this Mia I was expalining to her that i had a Mia blog with Marley where we would post all our struggle moments......

As, I'm getting into my car I put the box on the hood and hurry and put my coke in the cup holder before teh box could....

whoops, too late.

did my bff sid witness the entire situation through the window...

you betcha.

the last post was so shmeeish it just had to be addressed.

That's all.
Only 14 more days though!! ha, this women is ready to be out on that field.
Just put her in coach.

2 Weeks!!

That Moment when I get two pairs of shoes that are exactly the same, and the cashier lady just looks at me really weird.


It was a really good deal...and they were for my mission