So tonight was the drama club ice skating activity. Which YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME TO!!! But I get it, you have a reputation to uphold..... So obv the Mar is there and we're skating and she tells me, "Look! I can skate on one foot!"
So she starts out a little shakey for one thing. Then she gets going and goes on the one foot.
For one second.
Then she loses her balance and does fiend hands in the air for like five whole seconds before going into a perfect cartoon fall on her butt. I peeeed.
Also, for future reference, remember the Benjamin Kristen save. You'll hear about it.