this past saturday i went to the library to get a couple books.
but to specifically get my library card.
so i go up to the front desk and ask for one.
and the lady looks at me, and is all,
"oh, we actually just changed the policy today. let me look at my email."
of course you did.
so now apparently you have to be eighteen to get a library card on your own.....
what a joke.
stay classy america!